Emma: Madden, do you like Chick-fil-a?
Me: That's where the chicken nuggets were from at Girl Scouts the other night!
Emma: I know! I wish it was Tuesday again so I could shove them all in my mouth...or at least ask if I could.
Me: Did you guys have any dreams last night?
Me: What was your dream about?
Madden: I was dreaming about McDonald's!!
While grocery shopping and I said "no" when they asked from me to buy them soda,
Madden: We could steal some sodas.
Emma: No! Because the cameras are watching us from the police station.
Madden: And Santa is too!
Emma: Madden, since you start with the letter M you might turn into a monkey or a mouse when you die. And Mom, you might turn into a kangaroo.
Madden: Or a kite. Because that starts with letter K.
While cracking up about something,
Emma: Why do you like to laugh so hard?
Emma: Do you know what the smallest food you can eat in the whole entire world is? It starts with a C.
Me: I don't know?
Me: Emms the bemms.
Me: Nothing. I just love you. That's it. You okay with that?
Emma: Yep. I'm SUPER okay with that!
While driving down the interstate and a motorcycle zooms past,
Madden: Motorcycle! Yum! I love motorcycles!
Everyone else: HUH?
Emma: Do you know what Mother's Day is about? It's about doing whatever YOU want.
Me: Yeah, I know...
Emma: Like kicking paper. Or breaking the law.
Getting ready for show and tell for Madden's class,
Me: Okay, what should we bring today for letter L?
Emma: Love. You should bring love from your mommy!
Madden: Nope. A lion.
After gifting me her used glitter lip gloss for Mother's Day,
Emma: That one I used to use a lot but I don't anymore so I want you to have it for your body parts.