Conversations | 07

Gifting me used glitter lip gloss for my birthday,

Emma: That one I used to use a lot but I don't anymore so I want you to have it for your body parts.
Me: Ummmm, thanks!

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Emma: If there was spaghetti and meatballs at IHOP I would get it. I would be like "Yep. Mmmm hmmmm. That's my food."

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Emma: Mom does your heart look like a heart or a circle?
Me: A real human heart?
Emma: Yeah.
Me: *shows pic of a real human heart*
Emma: Oh, so like a strawberry.
Madden: *horrified look on his face* Mom, I can't finish my dinner.

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Emma: I know what a diploma is.
Me: What is it?
Emma: It's a piece of paper.
Madden: It's a piece of paper like toilet paper. Like the brown part when the toilet paper is done.
Emma: Is a diploma for high school or college?
Me: Both.
Emma: Everyone that's an adult has one.
Me: Not everyone.
Emma: Well, except for the McDonald's people.

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Walking in the kitchen from school, pissed off,

Emma: My friend had to sit on punishment today and I had to enjoy it with her.

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Emma: This floor is made out of tittle or whatever.
Me: Tile?
Emma: Yeah. Tile.

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Me: Look! I got a bug bite. UGH.
Emma: Good for you.
Me: What?! Bad for me!
Emma: Oh stop! It's not the end of your life!

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Madden: I know how to make peanut butter. You get peanuts and then chocolate.
Emma: Do you make peanut butter with CHOCOLATE? No. You get peanuts and then some peanut butter has sugar.
Madden: And I know that you put flour too.

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Sees .50 cal round on the window sill,

Madden: Look! The bullet! It's the bullet that blows people up!
Me: Mm hmm, it is.
Madden: I want to blow it up!
Me: NO.
Madden: How about on the bad guys though?