Eating gushers fruit snacks in the backseat,
Madden: My breath is gonna smell really good! Emma, you can smell it.
Emma: No. Gushers smell gross.
*10 minutes later inside daycare*
Madden: Mom! Mom! Smell my breath!
While swimming in the pool,
Emma: I can do yoga underwater!
*dives underwater, then suddenly pops back up*
Emma: It's like we're homeless people. We don't need clothing or shelter. Just food.
Me: What are you talking about?
Emma: I'M TALKING ABOUT THE FUTURE!
Justin Bieber's "Sorry" comes on at the grocery store,
Emma: Kidz Bop!
Me: Justin Bieber.
Emma: Justin Bieber d-i-e-d.
Me: No. He didn't die.
Emma: Yes, he did.
Emma: This song sounds like it's from the '70s.
Emma: How much money do you have?
Me: Not a lot because I just nought a $300,000 house.
*thinks for a bit*
Emma: So, like, you have $40?
Emma: I'm not happy it's the last day of school.
Me: Why not?
Emma: Because I'm gonna miss all my friends.
Me: You still have summer camp!
Emma: Summer camp is boring. School is fun.
Madden: Mom, look! I found a slug! It's right there.
Me: I see, bud.
Madden: Don't step on it.
Me: I won't.
Madden: And just so you know, it's NATURE.