Conversations | 09

Madden: Mom, why do you call it "silverware"?
Me: I don't know, that's just what it's called.
Madden: Well just call it silver dishes, okay?

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Emma: Do you like sunny side up eggs?
Me: Gross, no. Do you?
Emma: I never tried but I would say it's disgusting.

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Emma: Mom, do you know what I want for Christmas?
Me: No. It's only June, Emma...
Emma: A teleporter.
Me: OH, OKAY.

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Talking in the backseat about the upcoming Emoji movie,

Emma: Madden, you'll laugh so hard you'll have to close your mouth and use your manners.

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On a hot day, asking to get in the car instead of waiting in the house for me to be ready to leave,

Emma: Can we just wait in the car?
Me: Alright you guys. You can go to your seats in the car. Just keep your doors open because it might be really hot in the car an...
Emma: And you don't want us to die, WE KNOW.

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Climbs out of the pool, lays down on lounge chair,

Emma: I'm gonna tan now. *COVERS SELF WITH TOWEL*
Me: Uh? I think you're doing it wrong.

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Emma: I wish it rained fruit.

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Me: We're going to go to a 4th of July party on Sunday with Alex and Juli and Juli's brother's house.
Emma: There better be a hot tub there.

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Cracking up in the backseat,

Emma: I have a stomach full of laughs!