Madden: Mom, why do you call it "silverware"?
Me: I don't know, that's just what it's called.
Madden: Well just call it silver dishes, okay?
Emma: Do you like sunny side up eggs?
Me: Gross, no. Do you?
Emma: I never tried but I would say it's disgusting.
Emma: Mom, do you know what I want for Christmas?
Me: No. It's only June, Emma...
Emma: A teleporter.
Me: OH, OKAY.
Talking in the backseat about the upcoming Emoji movie,
Emma: Madden, you'll laugh so hard you'll have to close your mouth and use your manners.
On a hot day, asking to get in the car instead of waiting in the house for me to be ready to leave,
Emma: Can we just wait in the car?
Me: Alright you guys. You can go to your seats in the car. Just keep your doors open because it might be really hot in the car an...
Emma: And you don't want us to die, WE KNOW.
Climbs out of the pool, lays down on lounge chair,
Emma: I'm gonna tan now. *COVERS SELF WITH TOWEL*
Me: Uh? I think you're doing it wrong.
Emma: I wish it rained fruit.
Me: We're going to go to a 4th of July party on Sunday with Alex and Juli and Juli's brother's house.
Emma: There better be a hot tub there.
Cracking up in the backseat,
Emma: I have a stomach full of laughs!