Emma: You write a lot.
Me: Because I want to write a book one day.
Emma: About? About the shifting person?
Me: About my life. So yeah, I guess that concept works.
Emma: I caught a moth. It's gonna be my pet butterfly.
Madden: It's a moth. Not a butterfly.
Emma: That's okay. I can call it a moth because moths and butterflies are like brother and sister, you know.
A song from Eminem's first album is blasting in the car,
Madden: You know I can sing this whole song in my head.
Emma: Madden, you've never heard it.
Freezer's ice maker makes a loud noise as it drops the ice,
Emma: What is that? Is there a woodpecker in there or something?
After the weather report plays on the news,
Me: You hear that? Tomorrow will be even hotter than today.
Emma: OH SNAP.
Madden: Mom, can boys do gymnastics?
Me: Yep, they sure can.
Madden: Then I'm gonna be a boy gymnasticser.